- Always wash your face, no matter how tired you are
- Blood does not make you family
- Just buy the shoes
- It is never a good idea to tattoo a boyfriends name
- Tattoos are very permanent (See above)
- A fresh manicure can change your whole day around
- Pay attention in school
- Time goes by very fast
- Don’t apologize for who you are (unless you’re a murderer or something)
- Every girl should know how to throw a perfect punch
- Your breakouts get worse as you get older (Refer back to #1)
- Your mother will in fact become your best friend…Also, she was right. About everything.
- Being a mother is my greatest achievement of all time
- Hangovers last days when you’re in your 30’s
- Being a PTO mom is not actually that bad
- You can still be a lady & swear like a truck driver
- Your best friend can become your worst enemy…even as an adult
- Make time for yourself
- Your metabolism really starts to f*ck you over as you get older
- Every girl should own an LBD (little black dress)
- Reading a book is really very calming
- Dry shampoo. Dry shampoo. Dry shampoo
- Invest in a good eye cream
- Always carry chapstick
- Move to a town that is full service gas only (seriously, it’s amazing)
- There is nothing wrong with a nightly glass of wine
- Boy band songs still give me the warm & fuzzies
- The best ideas really do come to you in the shower
- Don’t take shit from anybody
- No one & nothing is perfect-Don’t let social media make you think otherwise
- Everyone has an opinion
- The bad boy is never a good idea in the long run
- Staying in will become your favorite thing to do
- Every single one of us has gone through a rough time at some point-Remember that. You are never alone there.
“On a bad day, there is always lipstick”-Audrey Hepburn
