34 Things I’ve Learned In My 34 Years

  1. Always wash your face, no matter how tired you are
  2. Blood does not make you family
  3. Just buy the shoes
  4. It is never a good idea to tattoo a boyfriends name
  5. Tattoos are very permanent (See above)
  6. A fresh manicure can change your whole day around
  7. Pay attention in school
  8. Time goes by very fast
  9. Don’t apologize for who you are (unless you’re a murderer or something)
  10. Every girl should know how to throw a perfect punch
  11. Your breakouts get worse as you get older (Refer back to #1)
  12. Your mother will in fact become your best friend…Also, she was right. About everything.
  13. Being a mother is my greatest achievement of all time
  14. Hangovers last days when you’re in your 30’s
  15. Being a PTO mom is not actually that bad
  16. You can still be a lady & swear like a truck driver
  17. Your best friend can become your worst enemy…even as an adult
  18. Make time for yourself
  19. Your metabolism really starts to f*ck you over as you get older
  20. Every girl should own an LBD (little black dress)
  21. Reading a book is really very calming
  22. Dry shampoo. Dry shampoo. Dry shampoo
  23. Invest in a good eye cream
  24. Always carry chapstick
  25. Move to a town that is full service gas only (seriously, it’s amazing)
  26. There is nothing wrong with a nightly glass of wine
  27. Boy band songs still give me the warm & fuzzies
  28. The best ideas really do come to you in the shower
  29. Don’t take shit from anybody
  30. No one & nothing is perfect-Don’t let social media make you think otherwise
  31. Everyone has an opinion
  32. The bad boy is never a good idea in the long run
  33. Staying in will become your favorite thing to do
  34. Every single one of us has gone through a rough time at some point-Remember that. You are never alone there.

“On a bad day, there is always lipstick”-Audrey Hepburn